Ghetto Spelling Bee

Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff". Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?" Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F".

1.   HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.

2.   HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.

3.   PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.

4.   DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.

5.   OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.

6.   STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.

7.   MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

8.   DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

9.   AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

10.   AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

11.   LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

12.   DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING

13   KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

14.   DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

15   DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.

16.   BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"

17.   DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

18.   COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

19.   DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

20.   FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.
 

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